| it's official... maybe it's finally time to leave xanga. damn you myspace, damn you!!! you too facebook. RIP, my dear (dead) friend!!! |
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| this was from the advice column from this morning's washington post:
Dear Amy,
I spent the night at my friend's house last weekend. "Emily" offered me some zero-calorie muffins for breakfast. I ate four of them, said thank you, and went home.
Emily knows that I am on a strict diet, so when I realized that I had gained 2 pounds that morning, I felt hurt and conned.
Should I confront her with the evidence or forget about it?
-Feeling Rounder in Redmond
after reading that, you can surmise my response. $*#%&*#$($#($($*($ but some excerpts from what amy had to say:
"I hate to be the one to break this to you, but (sniff) there is no such thing as a zero calorie muffin. Like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and a Hollywood style happily ever after, the zero calorie muffin is an elusive, much-dream-about myth."
hey rounder, gullible is written on the ceiling.
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HAHAHAHAHAH HHAHAHAHAHAHAH who remembers those?!?!?! |
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| there's only one girl on my mind these days, her name is CPA. i first got to know her in my senior year, and our second date is in may. she's the girl many desire, but success rate is oh so low, 4 dates is all i need, and then i'll never let her go. |
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